Now EVERY SATURDAY night! - How do you get on this awesome show? While this is a show that you can register yourself for, it is NOT an open mic. You must be approved for this show. If you are not approved, you will not see the registration link on the left side of the website. Once approved, all you have to do is login to the site, click the event on the left, hit 'REGISTER ME' and you will see your name on the list!  This show REQUIRES 3 guests. If you are on the show and your guest mentions your name when they buy their tickets, they will get in for half price. Only $5 for your guests! If you want to be part of this great comedy show, hit me up with a video link, or you can come down to The LA Pizza Comedy Experience™ on a Tuesday night and let me know you're trying out for the Jon Lovitz Comedy Club Up N' Comers Show. So, hit me up with any questions on this spectacular stand up comedy show... Please make plans with your guests in advance.  Last minute cancellations really do hurt the show.  Looking forward to seeing you at this great show at the hottest new comedy club in the LA area!  The Jon Lovitz Comedy Club.  If you have any questions, Email me HERE.

People come up to me all the time at The LA Pizza Comedy Experience™ and ask me "Who is this Wasabi™?!?"  Is he just some guy I painted green and use on your flyers?  Is he really a genetic freak?  How can I get his autograph?  The secret of Wasabi™ has been kept for many years now and shall now be revealed.  In the early seventies, Japan was experimenting with different types of radiation.  All of their animal testing was successful and they needed to test a rare form of radiation on a single human baby.  This baby had to be very healthy.  George Ogura was selected.  The Japanese Government promised the Ogura family that the tests would be safe and that they would be compensated greatly with an American pizza restaurant which is now known as LA Pizza Co.  Years went by after the experiments with 0 side effects or problems.  Then it happened on George's 18th birthday.  This was the first time he ever had a Japanese imported beer called Sapporo.  The special hops used in this particular beer combined with the radiation in his body.  This dramatically changed his molecular structure.  He became stronger, he became angrier, he became greener, and he became hornier.  He became destructive and dangerous.  We quickly realized that this secret must not be exposed.  A few years ago, we decided to document this metamorphosis.  I was foolish during filming.  A few weeks prior to shooting, George had won a bunch of comic books of me while playing poker.  I have been exacting minor revenge acts since this occurrence.  I figured it would be funny to give Mr. Ogura an entire 12 pack of Sapporo Beer while filming the documentary.  After only half a day of shooting, Wasabi™ became stronger, greener, angrier, and hornier than ever before.  While in a anger fueled horny rampage, he destroyed all of the video equipment.  Hours later, after Mr. Ogura transformed back to his regular human self, we both agreed that he should not drink Sapporo Beer again unless it is a dire emergency.  To make up for the equipment damage, he promised me that someday he would set me up as M.C. for the greatest comedy show on Tuesday nights on the entire planet Earth.  This is now known as The LA Pizza Comedy Experience™.  We were able to only recover 1 tape from the video equipment he destroyed.  I used the footage on that tape to create the video you can now see by clicking the image of Wasabi™ at the upper right corner of this story.  Warning, it is of graphic nature.  He was quite uncontrollable and insatiable.  We hope and pray every single day that there will never be another Wasabi™ metamorphosis in the future.  If you are ever in George's presence and want to buy him a beer, just make sure it's a Heineken.